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Intimidate Check

Ian: "Can I make an Intimidate check to assist him?"
Tyler: "Sure."

Me: "There's a gnome next to you, glowering."
Tyler: "That's an automatic fail."

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SPAM: Receive a Bachelors degree

I know, this would be improper punctuation. But I don't expect proper punctuation from spammers to begin with.